Say goodbye to whatever in-game morals you think you have. CotL is wildly addicting in an amusing way.

You’re pretty much right on the money that the lamb is kind of a “blank slate” for a player self-insert. Freedom of choice (for you, not your followers, ofc) is the name of the game.

I’ve been old since I was like 14. I was young for like a year in my late teens then went back to being the local grandparent.

I fully accept and enjoy it. I make great cookies and have oodles of blankets to choose from when watching TV.

Cutting my hair short (like masc).

Folks insisted “but [my] hair is so nice”, “what if you regret it?” And “but you won’t be able to tie it back.”

I finally feel like me. I’m almost mad at myself for not doing it like ten years ago. I’m so genuinely happy over a friggin haircut. It’s wild.

Waiting for the “ackshually oil is plants” comment to come say it better and funnier than I can

My ancestors/guides should know I’m clueless by now. Write it on my windshield or don’t be surprised ¯_(ツ)_/¯

January is the decade before the century of February (at least in the northern hemisphere). Everything after that is a day each.

From kid’s perspective, Mom is also the GOAT for bringing home fast food tbf.

And kid also loves either/both/all parents for playtime. Rando’s opinions don’t matter /gen /pos

Glorious POST. The only acceptable noise

Clearly the grown, armed Gravy Gestapo are in imminent danger from someone who barely just learned to walk /s

This is blatant terrorism and specifically targeting those who can’t fight back or easily defend themselves.

May these pigs rot in piss for what they’ve done to our neighbors and community members.

Excellent troll.

Millennial kids knew about rotary phones, and floppy disks, and dot-matrix printers. Was still fun to rib at the older generations ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I haven’t thought about habitica in an age but that game saved my sanity pre-meds! I should probably pick it back up, lol

40% self reported.

The monks are not expected to increase shareholder profits in stale air and incessant fluorescent lighting.

American Nazism is currently targeting immigrants and people perceived as being from South America first. Whoever is next is a tossup.

I wonder if the jocks also feel resentment for being pushed beyond their means instead of being allowed to go at their own pace, and not feel guilt for simply being “average?”

“Gifted” usually meant neurodivergent and quiet, so made to shut up and be exploited for brownie points that parents can wave around like trophies.

Solidarity with all affected parties, to be honest.

Harry Potter?

You* dumb assholes wanted the business plot back, well here are the consequences.

Fascism eats everything, and capitalists are no exception.

* Wall Street bigwigs

I had family who lived through WWII and warned us the Nazis would come back. They never went extinct, just into hiding.

Teach them to double check against the man page before pasting, would be my guess.

The worst three things that can happen to a company are an MBA, going public and private equity. (And to any trolls, no, co-ops are not “going public.”)

Capitalists actively weaken strong, healthy commerce.