Not a joke

Auxiliary support for rather flimsy disposable paper bowls? I’ve seen the same for paper plates in a flatter format.

Uh, Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Exactly. Everyone’s on the inside of the group, right up until they’re not.

The next step is to target and remove the next group. Rinse and repeat.

I don’t know of any epub format sources, but it is possible to set up a static copy of Wikipedia on a personal computer using Wiki Data Dumps and Kiwix. Mayhaps that could be a starting point for public access or conversion.

Yes and no. No because the amount of data that can be fit through an internet connection has physical limits, just like a water pipe supplying water at a maximum rate, but yes because you can create a game, let’s call it "Black Leopard’s Underground Revenge on a Moonless Night, all black screen, all the time, fantastic compression ratio tho, crunches down to a 2 MB zip, downloads in under a second, expands to 500GB of Disappointment in the Dark.

There’s only one culprit here, and it’s 100% responsible for this phenomenon: Countries can’t have children. Only People can have children.