They really don’t.

I literally was going to say that exact thing. It’s why they had to ban kinder eggs. Everything from heavy grease to tide pods and small plastic toys looks edible to Americans.

You get those places in Europe too, but you also get places that are queer friendly, serve food and craft beer, have a good punk oriented jukebox, and the barman will start pouring your drink when you walk through the door because they know what you’re going to order.

A pub?

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Fried alligator is fucking delicious. Even better if they’re fed exclusively on marshmallows and purple drank.

But Baileys? Whiskey, rum, cognac, brandy, gin and tonic, anything but Baileys! The only use for Baileys is in novelty shots like a monkeys brain or cement mixer.