“if”

Dude, what on Earth are you blabbering on about?

Drink more water. Eat more fiber.

I know

No you wouldn’t

I’d let one of those sexy ice ladies push my broom.

I’m starting to think this Trump guy might have done a crime.

I agree it’s addictive, but the outrage algorithm is toned down and easy to block.

I’m going to TopGolf tonight. I would typically get hammered on a night like tonight. I want to too. God damn, getting drunk and staying up late and sleeping in tomorrow would be a fucking hoot. I know I won’t though, because if I do it will snowball. I’ll drink tomorrow too. And the next day to get rid of the hang over. And next weekend, I’ll think, “I drank last weekend, I’ll get sober next weekend.” ad infinitum.

So I will just have a few NAs and have as much fun as I can. I won’t be hungover tomorrow. I won’t black out. I won’t do anything I regret. I’ll sleep well. I won’t hate myself. But, god damn, I’d love to get drunk.

I have had no problem leaving their platforms and never looking back. Leaving reddit was harder for me. I still go back sometimes when I need advice in niche communities. Lemmy is like the Non-Alcoholic Beer for reddit.

They won’t. The old guard is hopeless. We need a third party. A party that stands for the middle class. Abolish the electoral college, add Supreme Court justices, get rid of the filibuster, and tax the rich.

Harris lost because she was more of the same. Trump won because he claimed he was in the outside and could fix this mess. We need outsiders. We need Mamdanis and Johnny Offstreets to stand for the middle class and save America.

The crowd: “WE’RE WALKIN’ HERE!”

I didn’t know why you’re being downvoted. It’s true.

OP thinking he cracked the code to ride a motorcycle on the sidewalk.

A researcher left his high seat,

With a warning of global defeat.

To the UK he’ll flee,.

To write poetry,

And vanish in shadowy retreat.

Shockingly infuriating.

You might, but that’s how my friend Rocco died. Misspelled his way right into the grave.

Read this: 🖕

I’m jk. At least we know it’s not AI

Shut up, baby, I know it.

The Moroun family is a scourge and this city has known it for years.