AzuranAurora

Why does she smile like a maniac while doing menial chores?

Every Swiftie I know has the most basic music taste I have ever seen. It’s always the usual crap they play on the radio and never anything beyond that.

Guillotines.

When the sky darkens and the prospect is war, who’s given the gun and been pushed to the floor and expected to die for the land of our birth, though we’ve never owned one lousy handful of earth?

We’re the first ones to starve, we’re the first ones to die. The first ones in line for that pie-in-the-sky, and we’re always the last when the cream is shared out, for the worker is working when the fat cat’s about.

Antiyanks comes to mind.

I quickly learned as a kid that Dora the Explorer was a lot more entertaining if you just hurl insults at her and refuse to play along. You can call her every insult under the sun and she’ll still just smile blankly and go “THAT’S RIGHT!”

Yeah, this isn’t karaoke. We don’t need the words highlighted as they’re said.

Same thing happened to Save Ferris and the Mad Caddies. The singers turned out to be massive douchebags (Monique Powell is incredibly egotistical and controlling, meanwhile Chuck Robertson went full MAGA) and all the members got sick of them, quit, and were replaced with sessionists.

Commie ghosts, who don’t know that they’re dead.

I wear proper safety equipment, including a helmet with a face shield as well as knee and armpads. My scooter is electronically limited in speed so I can’t go any faster than a bike can. No need to worry!

This is exactly why I went for an e-scooter instead of a car. It has enough range to get me anywhere around town and back, it’s fast enough to safely ride on the roads, and above all else it doesn’t require costly refueling, insurance, or a license. I just plug it in and it’s ready to go by the next time I need to use it. It has turn signals, suspension, and a bright enough headlight/taillight to be perfectly suited for nighttime use too.

That veil was broken for me when he threw a tantrum and called a rescuer a pedophile because they wouldn’t let him build and use an overly expensive and impractical mini-submarine to rescue some children from a flooded cave.

Greetings From Brazil 😀 😀 😀 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 💖 💖 💖

Keep sharing the meme and it’ll end up in Ubers before long.

Copaganda.

We’re not gonna make it

No, we’re not gonna make it

We’re not gonna make it

We’re poor!

Ha! Wow, you care that much that you got downvoted that you went out of your way to find out who? That’s sad. I owe you no explanation.

Ya love to see it!

What did our boy Harambe do to deserve such hate? D:

Wikipedia is based on actual sources that you can read for yourself at the bottom of the page. It’s also written by actual people and not a text generator that can’t understand what it is writing and has no idea whether it’s accurate or not because it’s not alive.