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Cake day: September 4th, 2023

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  • This. If there’s actually a toilet, then how does it work? I imagine the toilet probably works like the replicators do. You notice how when anyone on board the Enterprise eats, there’s dishes, but no sinks/dishwashers? When they’re finished eating, they literally set the dirty dishes down in the replicator and they’re instantly returned back to energy. I imagine the toilets work under the same principle.




  • Their healthcare plan is this:

    Got injured on the job? Can’t work anymore? Well, that’s okay. We have a nurse’s station behind the woodshed out back. Just stand there and face the wall, and soon your injury won’t be a problem.

    “Too old to perform? Well, just come back here behind this woodshed and face the wall, and we can discuss our retirement plan.” The HR rep says as they pull a revolver.


  • Of course, I’ve already seen this future. As soon as you have a meaningful amount of labor value to extract, it’s straight to work for you. You work until all your labor value is extracted. “Oh, you’re ready to retire? Well, alright. If you’ll just come back here behind this woodshed and face the wall, we can discuss your plans.” Your boss says as he pulls a revolver…