“Eureka! I have invented the self-ketchuping french fry!”

“For now.”

For now: until SCOTUS rules he can do whatever he wants as long as it’s to “blue” states and doesn’t affect their owners billionaires.

They already said they had to stop the investigation because they’re being cut out of reviewing any evidence to form a case against him. They can’t charge him of murder if they can’t prove it wasn’t just “self defense” :(

It’s damning and a jury will decide his fate.

You get a very very sad “LMAO” from me.

He’ll never face a jury. The FBI cut local authorities out of the investigation and they’re going to clear him especially since JD Fuckworth and Trump are fabricating the reality that ice has “absolute immunity.”

:(

Same. Used Reddit Is Fun for like 11 years or something. Haven’t looked back. The most I’ll do is search for an answer for something and check a reddit thread if it shows up in the results.

Interesting, Barron Von J just told me Texas doesn’t have party affiliation on their registrations.

Not sure who to trust.

Good to know, but they do want this nationally. Texas was just eager to assist.

itS aN AI FaKe GrOk ViDeO!

I suppose, but if I’m ever questioned about it I can just make up some b.s about living in NY and was afraid that the evil leftist communist Venezuela loving Democrats would hurt me if I registered as Republican.

This is exactly why I changed my registration to independent in 2016. I knew this shit was coming and I for one am not willingly putting myself on a registered “enemies list” for a fascist fuckwit to use against me. Unfortunately in NY that means I can’t vote in primaries…

He still won’t be a Nobel Peace Prize winner…

He’ll just be some guy a Nobel Peace Prize winner donated her trophy to so she could be chosen as the next leader of Venezuela by the US.

…why did I read the comments there… It’s always painful… Fucking mouths full of boots there.

Maybe it’s just hopium.

It unfortunately is.

Protesting this administration accomplishes literally nothing. They don’t give one solitary fuck what we think. “We” are their enemy who would never vote for them anyway. They have literally no incentive to listen to us.

They’ll lie and lie and lie, fox news will repeat the lie, Elon Fuck will retweet the lie, and the MAGA dumbfuck base will eat it up. The only video evidence they’ll see is the most obscure shot imaginable that leaves it ambiguous enough for them to come to the conclusion the Reich wants them to.

Nah, if that were the case I’d be Twelve.

She literally looks like “cartoon evil.” Like some Disney villain straight out of a movie… Gotta look the part I guess.

Isn’t it like… the exact reason… the electoral college exists?

Like… “Hey dumb shit voters, we don’t trust you to not be deceived by a conman populist piece of shit, so we’re going to have an elector make the final call whether the one you voted for should actually be allowed to win.”

The “he had to drop out” part is the issue and it wasn’t just because of people crying about his age, the whole “we finally beat Medicare” and his brain melting on live t.v played a big part.

I’m like 90% sure he said he’d run for one term when running in 2020, but then he held on to the belief that he was the only one who could win for too long that getting primary elections set up would have taken too long. Republicans were already talking about going to court over Kamala being added to the rolls “too late” so Kamala was “forced” on us.

Obligatory: Biden can go fuck himself right off a cliff. The narcissistic dogmatic prick refused to believe anyone but him could beat Trump…