AGuyAcrossTheInternet

Eh, seen better bait before.

Panic because I can’t decide what to do, so that I become practically paralyzed and then have a sudden genius idea that would take me a few months to do. I’d have that idea around the moment the asteroid enters the atmosphere.

Sometimes I wake up and feel like I’ve lost a few IQ points over night.

Clearly, I can’t be the only one.

You’ve piqued my interest alright!

Man’s got an island already. And I suppose he would’ve wanted a minor contribution instead.

So like Twitter and the Gulf of Mexico, it will be known as Lake Ontario from this day forward!

So it was Mr. House all along!

Yes. I hoped the !!!11111!! would show that sufficiently.

Interesting. This map matches the availability of uncensored news across Europe!

Wake up sheeple!!!111111!