Aaaah, so that’s what they meant by that quote…

Kid Buu: Do not try and find the Dragonball. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.

Neoku: What truth?

Kid Buu: There is no live-action Dragon Ball.

Well, fuck…

This is the CEO of MediaTek, the second biggest semiconductor company in Taiwan (waaaay after TSMC). I mean, this is just him again 20 years older and with his hair dyed black poorly.

They’re shaking hands here…

…but it’s just future him shaking his own hand causing a time paradox, which is incidentally why our timeline sucks so much ass.

Edit: also, if this is supposed to be a secret, why does he KEEP WEARING THE SAME FUCKING GLASSES?! How dumb does he think we are, I mean, really? And who does he think he is, superman?

Edit #2: I also think he had a cancer diagnosis between TSMC and MediaTek. Hair is much thinner, he lost a lot of weight, but still has a bit of a puffy face from the prednisone. Poor guy, even after all he’s done to us I hope he’s doing OK…

Edit #3: ehhh people downvoting can’t tell an obvious, albeit a bit elaborate joke from actual conspiracy theory anymore? 🙈

The original film was close to perfection, the second film had its moments, like the night club scene and the introduction of the twins and flipping an SUV with a samurai sword, and the third… basically only thing I remember is watching a live-action version of a DBZ fight, which was awesome to watch in the theatre and obviously still miles better than any fight in the actual live-action DBZ movie… But I couldn’t tell you what the rest of the film was about.

I feel like I could have written this comment word for word. But luckily you already did so now I only have to write this short one.

That’s just Jensen Huang again

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(Edit: and I don’t mean that in a racist way)

I usually go with:

This is mambo #5!