That is such a cursed combination of words. She climbed into my credit card holders metal loop while I was answering a Teams message and got stuck. Only started backing out voluntarily when I lubed her up. She’s all right now, there was only a slight hint of a dent about 5 minutes later and it’s all gone by now.

This is a shitpost because I realize that this situation is fertile grounds for puns and innuendos. Go ahead.

  • Bjarne@feddit.org
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    6 months ago

    i am aware that i shouldn’t judge a book by its cover but didn’t expect a snake to do silly stuff like that, i mean while looking so elegant.

    • python@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 months ago

      Oh you’d be surprised, snakes are notoriously derpy. Mine especially loves climbing as high as she can at night and falling down with a loud thump 🥲

      • Ex Nummis@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Can confirm! My hognose likes throwing stones off his ledge, too. The first time we heard a muffled thunk thunk we had no idea where the sound was coming from.

        Then again, even among snakes, hognoses are derp champions.

        • python@lemmy.worldOP
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          6 months ago

          Totally, no one matches hognoses in derpyness! They’re allowed to be derpy because of their cute faces though haha

          Also, snake tax? 👀