And thank those who fought and died in the micro wars for labor rights.
(This would be included in “thank unions” but i like to remind people that we didn’t vote for rights–we took them by force).

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/theminewars-labor-wars-us/

Today is saturday. That means I have to work all weekend. My next day off will be monday.

Thank God for nothing