“Hi im Ken Paxton, the most corrupt piece of shit in the great state of Texas. You can literally hand me a stack of dollars to abuse my position in government and if anyone calls me on it I will simply and very publicly retaliate against them and face no consequences for my corruption. Hell I even released a child rapist cause fuck children and fuck Texans. But you’ll still vote for me cause of the R next to my name. Fuck you!”