Oh, this? My tin can? My massive fucking flip-flop? My super stuffed baguette? My wibbly wobbly banana? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity defying helicopter rotor? You mean this super-duper ultra-hyper god-damn motherfucking sausage?
Your definitely getting too easily excited. I’d prescribe you 4 sets of 10 minutes masturbation to both pictures once a morning and once in the evening.
Sending images of vaguely phallic objects as dick prosthetic will never stop being a bit funny.
Oh, this? My tin can? My massive fucking flip-flop? My super stuffed baguette? My wibbly wobbly banana? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity defying helicopter rotor? You mean this super-duper ultra-hyper god-damn motherfucking sausage?
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Damn I thought the OG was from Telepurte
Nobody out vaguely phalluses the fat innkeeper worm.
Please stop, I can’t handle the escalation.
Your definitely getting too easily excited. I’d prescribe you 4 sets of 10 minutes masturbation to both pictures once a morning and once in the evening.
Take two rubs and call you in the morning? You’re a miracle worker, doc.