Hey that was a simple case of mistaken identity. It is so easy to confuse a grey Nissan Titan with a blue Toyota Tacoma. I mean, anyone could have made that mistake. They’re practically identical! And they were latinas too. Every elderly or middle-aged Latina looks just like a bald black man. Haven’t you been to Walmart?

I’ve got one real problem with your post tho. For real. 47 isn’t old old. Right? Right!?