• Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Hit and run, well documented. In a civilized country, this would be a clear case in any court.

  • fratermus@piefed.social
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    11 days ago

    it would be kind and caring to respond with ICE’s love language. To wit, “when touched by vehicle dump a mag through the windshield”. To ensure maximal pair bonding remember to start low-ish because projectiles are deflected upward by the angle of the windshield. They will get an oxytocin boost from knowing you have been paying real attention to their preferences.

    If it’s anniversary, birthday, etc, one could make it extra special by blocking any bystanders who might want to provide medical aid. Or if things have been a little stale and you want to spice it up consider pulling a mask up over your face so they can’t really be sure who you are.