Add CGI droids to Wrath of Kahn?
Add a terrible CGI jazz number to the opening of Final Frontier instead of Row Row Row Your Boat?
A scene where Kirk walks around one of the whales from Voyage Home and steps over their tail?
What would you add? Take a film and go to town.


Everybody’s faces are replaced with the faces of the actors from the J. J. Abrams films
Fuck. You win, for the peak combination of awful and likely to happen. No one tell Paramount.