• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    [Enters rransporter room]

    Dad: Does anyone have to go to the bathroom?

    Kids: No

    [Steps onto pad]

    Dad: Last chance, does anyone need to use the bathroom?

    Kids: Gah, NO!

    Dad: Energize

    Kids: I HAAAVE TO PEEEEEEEE!