• DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    13 days ago

    What sort of job do you have where you can’t use the interwebs?

    I guess pushing a broom takes two hands at all times.

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                    12 days ago

                    Got it.

                    You’re at work, pushing the broom and mopping out the toilets, and emptying the dust bins. All the little kids laugh at the funny, ugly little man who only got the job because people were sorry for him. You can’t stop for a second, but you can push one button on the government issued phone.

                    Keep pressing, little man. show the world that someone cares about you. Me, the most important person in your life.

                    You used to amuse me, but now I can only feel contempt mitigated by pity.

                    Ask someone to help you with the big words, loser boy.