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minus-squarefrustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up110·1 day agoHaving worked with human neurons harvested from dead people, there are worse ways to extend your life. At least these ones get to play games instead of getting poked and zapped by me.
minus-squarefrustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 day agoPoke, yes. Zap is too weak to do much in live people but if I break out the old electrolytic brain lesion maker you’ll feel it.
minus-squarearrow74@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoYou know this isn’t even the weirdest flirting I’ve seen online today. It’s a notable thread, but not too bad. Enjoy the shocks
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoWhat can I say, they saw a spark and went for it. May the odds forever be in their favor lol
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 hours agoCan I gulp down your arm to see what happens? Fairly sure I can fit it.
minus-squaretoynbee@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 hours agoThis happened in American Dad! IIRC, there were consequences.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day ago*Unplugs spark plug wire with kinky intent*
minus-squaretoynbee@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 hours agoI mean, I was thinking more like TENS …
minus-squareFudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoSure you were, you fucking freak.
minus-squaretoynbee@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoMaybe I misunderstood lemmy constituents.
minus-squaresparkles@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoVery interested in what you’re doing to these dead meatballs.
minus-squareKaliax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoThis is my favorite comment thread I have experienced on Lemmy so far.
Having worked with human neurons harvested from dead people, there are worse ways to extend your life. At least these ones get to play games instead of getting poked and zapped by me.
Could you poke and zap me?
Poke, yes. Zap is too weak to do much in live people but if I break out the old electrolytic brain lesion maker you’ll feel it.
OwO
You know this isn’t even the weirdest flirting I’ve seen online today. It’s a notable thread, but not too bad.
Enjoy the shocks
What can I say, they saw a spark and went for it. May the odds forever be in their favor lol
Can I gulp down your arm to see what happens? Fairly sure I can fit it.
This happened in American Dad!
IIRC, there were consequences.
I have neurons, can you zap me?
*Unplugs spark plug wire with kinky intent*
I mean, I was thinking more like TENS …
Sure you were, you fucking freak.
Maybe I misunderstood lemmy constituents.
Very interested in what you’re doing to these dead meatballs.
This is my favorite comment thread I have experienced on Lemmy so far.