• NoWay@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    I would like to remind the pastor that God’s son said it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get to heaven. Also something to the effect that church leaders who lead people astray are fucked.

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    27 days ago

    Something is amiss here. God just spoke to me and said that ‘pastor’ Hank Kuntemann is a false prophet who lusts after children.

    The question here is. Are we both making bullshit up? Or is one of us telling the truth, if so which one…

  • Rhoeri@piefed.world
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    28 days ago

    It’s pretty fucking coincidental that it always happens to be that we find out that god wanted the GOP to do [insert dumb shit here] only AFTER said dumb shit was successfully accomplished.

    Also, I don’t remember ever reading about god favoring America in an illegal oil-grab in the bible. Was that New Testament bullshittery?