
I would like to remind the pastor that God’s son said it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get to heaven. Also something to the effect that church leaders who lead people astray are fucked.
Something is amiss here. God just spoke to me and said that ‘pastor’ Hank Kuntemann is a false prophet who lusts after children.
The question here is. Are we both making bullshit up? Or is one of us telling the truth, if so which one…
It’s pretty fucking coincidental that it always happens to be that we find out that god wanted the GOP to do [insert dumb shit here] only AFTER said dumb shit was successfully accomplished.
Also, I don’t remember ever reading about god favoring America in an illegal oil-grab in the bible. Was that New Testament bullshittery?


