100% fuck all these voice actors for remaking HP, AND supporting that fucking cunt
FUVK ROWLING
FUCK POTTER
BURN HER FUCKING CASTLE TO THE FUCKING GROUND
The voices of Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions
Narrated by
Cush Jumbo OBE
Starring:
The golden trio
Frankie Treadaway as Harry Potter Max Lester as Ron Weasley Arabella Stanton as Hermione Granger
You-Know-Who
Matthew MacFadyen as Voldemort
Hogwarts Headteacher
Hugh Laurie as Albus Dumbledore Gerard McDermott as Armando Dippet
Hogwarts teachers
Riz Ahmed as Severus Snape Sacha Dhawan as Quirinus Quirrell Michelle Gomez as Minerva McGonagall Kit Harington as Gilderoy Lockhart Saoirse-Monica Jackson as Sybill Trelawney Tracy Ann Oberman as Rolanda Hooch Fergus Rattigan as Filius Flitwick David Troughton as Professor Binns Gemma Whelan as Pomona Sprout
Hogwarts staff
Mark Addy as Rubeus Hagrid Adeel Akhtar as Argus Filch Yasmin Mwanza as Irma Pince Rebecca Root as Poppy Pomfrey
The Marauders
Anthony J Abraham as Young Sirius Black Sope Dirisu as Sirius Black Blake Harrison as Peter Pettigrew Iwan Rheon as Remus Lupin Richard Stranks as Young Remus Lupin Rory Toms as Young Peter Pettigrew
The Potters
Tia Bannon as Lily Potter Tom Glenister as James Potter
The Weasleys
Bumble Clarke as Ginny Weasley Joel Fry as Charlie Weasley Hamish Lloyd Barnes as Fred & George Weasley Simon Pegg as Arthur Weasley Tom Royal as Percy Weasley Nina Wadia as Molly Weasley
The Malfoys
Jude Farrant as Draco Malfoy Alex Hassel as Lucius Malfoy
The Dursleys
Jaiden Dosanjh as Dudley Dursley Jeremy Swift as Vernon Dursley Indira Varma as Petunia Dursley
Hogwarts students
Gryffindor Grace Barkley as Alicia Spinnet Bertie Caplan as Colin Creevey Lennon Che Doyle as Seamus Finnigan Patrick Davies as Young Rubeus Hagrid Marley Rae Hunt as Angelina Johnson Ruby-May Martinwood as Lavender Brown Scarlett May-Carter as Katie Bell Joseph Obasohan as Lee Jordan Dray Oli as Dean Thomas Mitchell Robertson as Oliver Wood Jake Sigsworth as Neville Longbottom Sasha Watson-Lobo as Parvati Patil
Slytherin Dougie Brownwood as Vincent Crabbe Oscar Brudenall-Jones as Tom Riddle Jr Aaron Garland as Marcus Flint Heaven Harriott as Pansy Parkinson Oscar Hubble as Gregory Goyle
Hufflepuff Tiffany Banyong as Hannah Abbot Samuel Hallybone as Jutin Finch-Fletchley Harvey Marshall as Ernie MacMillan
Ravenclaw Lisa He as Cho Chang Scarlett May-Carter as Penelope Clearwater
Other Hogwarts students Patch Dillon as Transfiguration Student 3 & Dark Arts Student 2 Edward Frowde as Quidditch Spectator Student 2 Grace Hatch as Ravenclaw Girl Caoimhe Judd as Great Hall Student 2 Mia Lee as Gryffindor Fifth Year & Great Hall Student 1 Lucia Lewis as Student Outside Class 1 & Quidditch Spectator Student 3 Ash Noble Stein as Whispering Student 1, Departing Student 1 & Gryffindor Common Room Student 3 Myah Palmer as Gryffindor Common Room Student 4 & Student Outside Class 2 Austen Phelen as Quidditch Spectator Student 1 Archie Phillips as Great Hall Student 3 Maya Shepelev as Dark Arts Student 3 Maxim Simaitis as Departing Student 2, Gryffindor Common Room Student 1 & Transfiguration Student 1 Zane Squirrell as Sorting Student 1 & Quidditch Spectator Student 4 Harry Tuffin as Gryffindor Common Room Student 2 Poppy Wilson as Sorting Student 2, Whispering Student 2 & Transfiguration Student 2
Hogwarts ghosts
Finbar Lynch as The Fat Friar Stephen Mangan as Nearly Headless Nick Nigel Pilkington as Peeves Megan Richards as Moaning Myrtle
Hogwarts artefacts
Matt Berry as Sir Cadogan Lennie James as The Sorting Hat Sarah Whitehouse as The Fat Lady
Ministry of Magic
Margaret Cabourn-Smith as Mafalda Hopkirk Miles Jupp as Cornelius Fudge
Diagon Alley
David Ahmad as Mr Borgin Celia de Wolff as Madam Malkin Gene Foad as Tom the Leaky Cauldron Landlord Hugh Ross as Garrick Ollivander
Hogsmeade
Nadia Albina as Madam Rosmerta
The Knight Bus
David Holmes as Stan Shunpike Paul J Smith as Ernie Prang
Witches and wizards
Named Rachel Atkins as Augusta Longbottom & Madam Z Nettles Tia Bannon as Doris Crockford Dame Shirley Bassey as Celestina Warbeck Margaret Cabourn-Smith as Hogwarts Express Trolley Witch Lousie Jameson as Bathilda Bagshot Carl Prekopp as Bozo, the Daily Prophet Photographer Adam Samuel-Bal as Walden MacNair & Warlock D.J. Prod Andrew James Spooner as Dedalus Diggle
Unnamed David Ahmad as Wizard in Street 2 Ewan Bailey as Square Jaw Wizard Nicholas Boulton as Flourish & Blotts Employee Doc Butler as Tiny wizard aboard the Knight Bus Ian Conningham as Wizard in Street 1 Patch Dillon as Broomstick Boy Pete Gold as Wizard in Alley 1 Kiran Landa as Woman in Honeydukes Gerard McDermott as Old Committee Member Claire Morgan as Woman outside an Apothecary & Aged Witch Sule Rimi as Wizard in Alley 2 Andrew James Spooner as Manager of Flourish & Blotts Zane Squirrell as Boy in Shop Lizzie Stables as Magical Menagerie Witch
Magical beings
House-elves Daniel Mays as Dobby
Acromatula Phillip Arditti as Aragog Andrew James Spooner as Spider 1 Paul J Smith as Spider 2
Basilisk Ewan Bailey as The Basilisk
Centaurs Tom Alexander as Ronan Damian Lynch as Firenze Carl Prekopp as Bane & Snake
Dwarf Ian Conningham as Valentines Day Dwarf
Ghosts Ian Conningham as Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore Gene Foad as Knight at the Deathday Party Finbar Lynch as Portly Ghost
Gnomes Nigel Pilkington as Gnome
Goblins Ewan Bailey as Goblin 1 Doc Butler as Griphook Nigel Pilkington as Gringotts Spokesgoblin
Magical objects
Phillip Arditti as Book about Nicholas Flamel & Diner 2 James Forbes as Wall Mat Fraser as Doors & Card David Holt as Potions Textbook Louise Jameson as Document Chris Lew Kum Hoi as The Daily Prophet Damian Lynch as Marauder’s Map Nigel Pilkington as Mirror in the Leaky Cauldron Carl Prekopp as Sign Danusia Samal as Notice Paul J Smith as Letter Dan Starkey as Chess Pieces & Banner Rufus Wright as List & Diner 1
Muggles
Nicholas Boulton as Ted the News Reader Laurence Bouvard as Hotel Owner Edward Frowde as Piers Polkiss & Whispering Student 3 David Holt as Train Announcement Lousie Jameson as Aunt Marge Gerard McDermott as Zookeeper Adam Samuel-Bal as Jim McGuffin the Weatherman Dan Starkey as Train Guard
Additional voices
Tom Alexander
Ajjaz Awad
Ffion Bambury
Oliver Brady
Lydia Brownell
Mollie Casserley
Gabriel Clapson
Ian Conningham
Amy Cudden
Jessica Dennis
Patch Dillon
Gian-Luca Di Corrado
Dylan Ennis
Jason Forbes
Sarah Golding
Pete Gold
Mia Haynes-French
Sebastian Halford
Oscar Hubble
Sidney Jackson
Twinkle Jaiswal
Caoimhe Judd
Simon Kane
Harriet Kershaw
Max Mackintosh
Fiz Marcus
Debra Michaels
Liis Mikk
Claire Morgan
Yasmin Mwanza
Iris Moss
Harry Myers
Muireann Ni Fhaogain
Evan Ovenell
Catherine Phillips
Austen Phelen
John Sackville Maya Shepelev
Jayesh Sidpra
Ravi Sidpra
Betsy Pearl Smedley
Andrew James Spooner
Sam Stafford
Brianna Squirrel
Harry Tuffin
Jo Troy
Harriet Turnball
Riya Vyas
Poppy Wilson
Sarah Whitehouse
100% fuck all these voice actors for remaking HP, AND supporting that fucking cunt
FUVK ROWLING
FUCK POTTER
BURN HER FUCKING CASTLE TO THE FUCKING GROUND
The voices of Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions
Narrated by
Cush Jumbo OBE
Starring:
The golden trio
Frankie Treadaway as Harry Potter
Max Lester as Ron Weasley
Arabella Stanton as Hermione Granger
You-Know-Who
Matthew MacFadyen as Voldemort
Hogwarts Headteacher
Hugh Laurie as Albus Dumbledore
Gerard McDermott as Armando Dippet
Hogwarts teachers
Riz Ahmed as Severus Snape
Sacha Dhawan as Quirinus Quirrell
Michelle Gomez as Minerva McGonagall
Kit Harington as Gilderoy Lockhart
Saoirse-Monica Jackson as Sybill Trelawney
Tracy Ann Oberman as Rolanda Hooch
Fergus Rattigan as Filius Flitwick
David Troughton as Professor Binns
Gemma Whelan as Pomona Sprout
Hogwarts staff
Mark Addy as Rubeus Hagrid
Adeel Akhtar as Argus Filch
Yasmin Mwanza as Irma Pince
Rebecca Root as Poppy Pomfrey
The Marauders
Anthony J Abraham as Young Sirius Black
Sope Dirisu as Sirius Black
Blake Harrison as Peter Pettigrew
Iwan Rheon as Remus Lupin
Richard Stranks as Young Remus Lupin
Rory Toms as Young Peter Pettigrew
The Potters
Tia Bannon as Lily Potter
Tom Glenister as James Potter
The Weasleys
Bumble Clarke as Ginny Weasley
Joel Fry as Charlie Weasley
Hamish Lloyd Barnes as Fred & George Weasley
Simon Pegg as Arthur Weasley
Tom Royal as Percy Weasley
Nina Wadia as Molly Weasley
The Malfoys
Jude Farrant as Draco Malfoy
Alex Hassel as Lucius Malfoy
The Dursleys
Jaiden Dosanjh as Dudley Dursley
Jeremy Swift as Vernon Dursley
Indira Varma as Petunia Dursley
Hogwarts students
Gryffindor
Grace Barkley as Alicia Spinnet
Bertie Caplan as Colin Creevey
Lennon Che Doyle as Seamus Finnigan
Patrick Davies as Young Rubeus Hagrid
Marley Rae Hunt as Angelina Johnson
Ruby-May Martinwood as Lavender Brown
Scarlett May-Carter as Katie Bell
Joseph Obasohan as Lee Jordan
Dray Oli as Dean Thomas
Mitchell Robertson as Oliver Wood
Jake Sigsworth as Neville Longbottom
Sasha Watson-Lobo as Parvati Patil
Slytherin
Dougie Brownwood as Vincent Crabbe
Oscar Brudenall-Jones as Tom Riddle Jr
Aaron Garland as Marcus Flint
Heaven Harriott as Pansy Parkinson
Oscar Hubble as Gregory Goyle
Hufflepuff
Tiffany Banyong as Hannah Abbot
Samuel Hallybone as Jutin Finch-Fletchley
Harvey Marshall as Ernie MacMillan
Ravenclaw
Lisa He as Cho Chang
Scarlett May-Carter as Penelope Clearwater
Other Hogwarts students
Patch Dillon as Transfiguration Student 3 & Dark Arts Student 2
Edward Frowde as Quidditch Spectator Student 2
Grace Hatch as Ravenclaw Girl
Caoimhe Judd as Great Hall Student 2
Mia Lee as Gryffindor Fifth Year & Great Hall Student 1
Lucia Lewis as Student Outside Class 1 & Quidditch Spectator Student 3
Ash Noble Stein as Whispering Student 1, Departing Student 1 & Gryffindor Common Room Student 3
Myah Palmer as Gryffindor Common Room Student 4 & Student Outside Class 2
Austen Phelen as Quidditch Spectator Student 1
Archie Phillips as Great Hall Student 3
Maya Shepelev as Dark Arts Student 3
Maxim Simaitis as Departing Student 2, Gryffindor Common Room Student 1 & Transfiguration Student 1
Zane Squirrell as Sorting Student 1 & Quidditch Spectator Student 4
Harry Tuffin as Gryffindor Common Room Student 2
Poppy Wilson as Sorting Student 2, Whispering Student 2 & Transfiguration Student 2
Hogwarts ghosts
Finbar Lynch as The Fat Friar
Stephen Mangan as Nearly Headless Nick
Nigel Pilkington as Peeves
Megan Richards as Moaning Myrtle
Hogwarts artefacts
Matt Berry as Sir Cadogan
Lennie James as The Sorting Hat
Sarah Whitehouse as The Fat Lady
Ministry of Magic
Margaret Cabourn-Smith as Mafalda Hopkirk
Miles Jupp as Cornelius Fudge
Diagon Alley
David Ahmad as Mr Borgin
Celia de Wolff as Madam Malkin
Gene Foad as Tom the Leaky Cauldron Landlord
Hugh Ross as Garrick Ollivander
Hogsmeade
Nadia Albina as Madam Rosmerta
The Knight Bus
David Holmes as Stan Shunpike
Paul J Smith as Ernie Prang
Witches and wizards
Named
Rachel Atkins as Augusta Longbottom & Madam Z Nettles
Tia Bannon as Doris Crockford
Dame Shirley Bassey as Celestina Warbeck
Margaret Cabourn-Smith as Hogwarts Express Trolley Witch
Lousie Jameson as Bathilda Bagshot
Carl Prekopp as Bozo, the Daily Prophet Photographer
Adam Samuel-Bal as Walden MacNair & Warlock D.J. Prod
Andrew James Spooner as Dedalus Diggle
Unnamed
David Ahmad as Wizard in Street 2
Ewan Bailey as Square Jaw Wizard
Nicholas Boulton as Flourish & Blotts Employee
Doc Butler as Tiny wizard aboard the Knight Bus
Ian Conningham as Wizard in Street 1
Patch Dillon as Broomstick Boy
Pete Gold as Wizard in Alley 1
Kiran Landa as Woman in Honeydukes
Gerard McDermott as Old Committee Member
Claire Morgan as Woman outside an Apothecary & Aged Witch
Sule Rimi as Wizard in Alley 2
Andrew James Spooner as Manager of Flourish & Blotts
Zane Squirrell as Boy in Shop
Lizzie Stables as Magical Menagerie Witch
Magical beings
House-elves
Daniel Mays as Dobby
Acromatula
Phillip Arditti as Aragog
Andrew James Spooner as Spider 1
Paul J Smith as Spider 2
Basilisk
Ewan Bailey as The Basilisk
Centaurs
Tom Alexander as Ronan
Damian Lynch as Firenze
Carl Prekopp as Bane & Snake
Dwarf
Ian Conningham as Valentines Day Dwarf
Ghosts
Ian Conningham as Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore
Gene Foad as Knight at the Deathday Party
Finbar Lynch as Portly Ghost
Gnomes
Nigel Pilkington as Gnome
Goblins
Ewan Bailey as Goblin 1
Doc Butler as Griphook
Nigel Pilkington as Gringotts Spokesgoblin
Magical objects
Phillip Arditti as Book about Nicholas Flamel & Diner 2
James Forbes as Wall
Mat Fraser as Doors & Card
David Holt as Potions Textbook
Louise Jameson as Document
Chris Lew Kum Hoi as The Daily Prophet
Damian Lynch as Marauder’s Map
Nigel Pilkington as Mirror in the Leaky Cauldron
Carl Prekopp as Sign
Danusia Samal as Notice
Paul J Smith as Letter
Dan Starkey as Chess Pieces & Banner
Rufus Wright as List & Diner 1
Muggles
Nicholas Boulton as Ted the News Reader
Laurence Bouvard as Hotel Owner
Edward Frowde as Piers Polkiss & Whispering Student 3
David Holt as Train Announcement
Lousie Jameson as Aunt Marge
Gerard McDermott as Zookeeper
Adam Samuel-Bal as Jim McGuffin the Weatherman
Dan Starkey as Train Guard
Additional voices
Tom Alexander
Ajjaz Awad
Ffion Bambury
Oliver Brady
Lydia Brownell
Mollie Casserley
Gabriel Clapson
Ian Conningham
Amy Cudden
Jessica Dennis
Patch Dillon
Gian-Luca Di Corrado
Dylan Ennis
Jason Forbes
Sarah Golding
Pete Gold
Mia Haynes-French
Sebastian Halford
Oscar Hubble
Sidney Jackson
Twinkle Jaiswal
Caoimhe Judd
Simon Kane
Harriet Kershaw
Max Mackintosh
Fiz Marcus
Debra Michaels
Liis Mikk
Claire Morgan
Yasmin Mwanza
Iris Moss
Harry Myers
Muireann Ni Fhaogain
Evan Ovenell
Catherine Phillips
Austen Phelen
John Sackville Maya Shepelev
Jayesh Sidpra
Ravi Sidpra
Betsy Pearl Smedley
Andrew James Spooner
Sam Stafford
Brianna Squirrel
Harry Tuffin
Jo Troy
Harriet Turnball
Riya Vyas
Poppy Wilson
Sarah Whitehouse
when was this recorded?
Currently.
The series releases one book per month from November 2025 to May 2026.