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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Odds of Jesus Christ returning this year double overnight in bizarre turn of events

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Odds of Jesus Christ returning this year double overnight in bizarre turn of events

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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Polymarket's odds for the chance of Jesus Christ returning in 2026 have just doubled overnight, with nearly $900,000 being placed on the bet.

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