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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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    It’s called sufficiently advanced technology.

  • huquad@lemmy.ml
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    I still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      Did they become a zombie?

      • partzel@lemmy.world
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        Guess he sacrificed the child not its parent

        • stembolts@programming.dev
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          When killing children, it’s important to first identify parent child relationships, assuring total genealogical erasure.

        • copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Isn’t it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?

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            To be fair, child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies after death and start searching for their parents.

            Wait I like this worldbuilding.

  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Nonsense, there’s an entire field of science behind computers”
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      Least ugly cpp exception

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