Hit it once, run away in circles and dodge the three slime balls. Hit it again and repeat.

Ah, those are the three bags you get in the sex book store.

When you’re at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?

But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.

Yeah… so she had sex with herself

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…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please

Brand new sentence right there

As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.

AI slop…py seconds

My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don’t want to be like that to my kids or any one else.

I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.

The full movie Longitude is on youtube.

Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.

Hopefully with no knobs…

Avocado without an I.

I’m bliiiiind!

That’s the foreskin.

Where did you get the picture of me and my wife!?