Uuhhh, so, on your second paragraph: pebble

I don’t own one, I don’t know if I want one, but it is exactly that: a e-ink display for time and notifications

As it should be

wash your bedding once a month, or after a spill or accident

for the love of god don’t tell me you only wash your bedding once a month 🤢

That’s for reccrding audio, iirc. Much more defensible and protects the little guy more. Eg, recording a meeting with an asshole boss

That’s not uncommon for latin countries, it’s the same for italy, brasil, argentina

only, in brasil at least, by custom, the mom’s last name comes first