Palps told Dooku that the rule of 2 would stop with them and that they weren’t going to kill each other

hey man…it happens

Thank Jesus and God that my boss never does that

he wasn’t the first emperor to seek out or succeed at finding a way to be immortal

Darth Vitiate who ruled over the old sith empire extended his lifespan by consuming the life forces of every living thing on 2 planets…along with many of his enemies and rivals

Darth Andeddu, who ruled over a whole planet figured out how to transfer his spirit to another body. That method is very risky…a lot of dark jedi and sith succeeded at the leaving their own bodies as ghosts, but failed at the second part at various stages of the process. There were some that failed because the person they took over was too strong willed to be taken over and others failed because the people they tried to take over weren’t force sensitive

Then there’s Darth Plagueis who succeeded at manipulating the force into constantly refreshing dying cells in his body to be completely self sustaining with his everlasting life.

I found out awhile ago those arrowverse shows are still going.

they all started to suck as soon as AT&T bought time warner

like in fallout 76 when you launch three or more nukes on the same server, it crashes

if I ever have kids, I’d want my car to have a sticker that says “Little sith lords on board”

Why does everyone say that about me?

I guess he found his grandfather’s bass guitar in the basement

that’s a southpark reference

The slaves in your metaphor would be common people like you and me who will have to live with the restrictions the elites put on us.

I stopped believing in climate change as soon as I started hearing billionaires talk about how we all need to eat bugs and live in pods while they own multiple mansions each with multiple industrial sized AC units on massive plots of land while wasting enough food per day to feed 10 families with 9 people. Also I’m old enough now that I’ve seen several climate doomsdays come and go and the things they said would happen didn’t happen.

About 10 years ago the “climate experts” said that “no matter what we do, sea levels will rise 16 feet” by a point that we’ve passed and it didn’t happen

Did you know the mansion oprah owns in Hawaii is on a plot of land that’s bigger than central park in NYC? And she’s one of the loudest voices talking about how WE all need to reduce our carbon footprints.

“oh but they bought carbon offsets so it’s okay” no, it’s really common people like you and me that paid for that, because those fuckers get to write that off on their taxes, so in the end they didn’t actually pay to reduce any pollution, we did.

They’re never going to give up their mansions or their dozens of cars or their private jets. All this is bullshit to put restrictions on us. So until all these billionaires start practicing what they preach, I’m not going along with it anymore

I first heard about NFTs and I thought “wait…so you don’t have any control over who sees it or any copyright of it…you’re only listed as the owner.” then when those pictures of the monkeys with glasses and hats started being sold for millions I thought, “oh so this is a game of hot potato…last person who has it loses”

some people with enough money to never have to work again just want to have jobs to occupy some of their time

I’m not telling some rando how much money I have. or what forms of money I have those numbers in

I’m not sure if you could handle her. but if Artimis wants to do it with you, go ahead with her

do they have a file on me too?

meh, it builds character to have a goddess try to kill you. Really she’s just toughening them up

I’m already doing that.

Of course…I transform myself into animals and fuck married women, sometimes I transform myself into those women’s husbands and fuck them. My wife is great, she lets me fuck around

Dad jokes are the best

There’s loads of other reasons to be anonymous online too.

Mostly for your own physical safety. Also none of this crap is about protecting kids. Middle aged wine-moms need to parent their stupid kids instead of letting the family iPad be the caretaker. Pornstars aren’t at fault if little timmy sees a pair of tits or a vagina, that would be the kid’s parents who are at fault