Cripple. History Major. Irritable and in constant pain. Vaguely Left-Wing.

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Cake day: July 21st, 2023

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  • Explanation: One of the key scientists in the construction of early codebreaking computers in WW2 was Alan Turing (yes, of Turing Test fame), a gay man. While it was not immediately after WW2, in the 1950s, he inadvertently admitted to a cop that he was homosexual when being interviewed about a burglary at his house (cops, even on the occasions they are useful, are NOT your friends). His key work in defeating the literal fucking Nazis was disregarded in favor of chemically castrating him after he pled guilty to the charge.

    It is suspected that this was a major cause of his subsequent suspected suicide by biting into a cyanide-laced apple (though some still hold that the apple incident was an accident).












  • Explanation: Rome’s Spanish holdings were very lucrative - and very contentious. One of the recurring issues was the stubbornness of the native Iberian tribes - many of them were remote mountainfolk or seminomadic herders who had long-established traditions of raiding and feuding, so these strange foreign ‘Roman’ fellows coming in were not really much of an incentive to stop. If anything, they were fantastic new targets!

    Rome’s occupation of Spain lasted from the First Punic War to the ascension of the first Emperor, Augustus - a period of nearly 300 years! While Roman volunteers were often plentiful for foreign campaigns, Spain became notoriously hard to gather troops for, especially in the 2nd century BCE. In that time, Spain gained a reputation as something of a miserable posting - where ambushes and enemies were common, but loot and glory were sorely lacking. Roman alliances with the local tribes were constantly changing, as tribes proved themselves as more-or-less reliable (usually ‘less’), and only after a prolonged period of warfare, negotiation, and outright butchery did peace come to the peninsula.

    For reference, Gaul, itself no stranger to warrior tribes or Roman resistance, became a quiet province in under 50 years. Damn Iberian mountainfolk!