Art of the Deal™ mother fuckers!

Always.

Get them now before they roll up in MRAPs and 50 cals, Fallujah style.

Fuuuuck.

Maybe everyone put on wristbands and you’re all good!

Shit, once ICE figures that out they’ll move on to tattooing numbers on forearms. Fuck, we’re speed running this Nazi shit aren’t we.

There’s another amendment that applies, also.

+1 on the bathroom. Few things suck more than having a morning coffee shit at the office, wiping with that ridiculous tissue paper that disintegrates if you get it near water, and then walking around all day with an air of confidence even though you know there is no way you got it all.

Protip for office dwellers: keep a single pack Dude Wipe or similar at the office so you can poop without it being a biological hazard. Just don’t forget it. Asking a random coworker to grab one out of your desk is awkward.

You know those times at the office where things are slow so you walk the hallway or bullshit with colleagues or make a coffee run or spin in your chair?

You know what I’m doing during those times? Petting my dog. Making a sandwich. Pooping on my own toilet with three ply TP.

Different people like different things, I suppose. I don’t miss the commute or the bullshit, but I do miss interacting with colleagues. And I’m pretty sure I haven’t been promoted because I don’t have enough face time with the bosses. All that to say I am mixed on it.

ITT: my people.

I love this community.

At least he tells it like it is. Kinda guy you could have a beer with.

Apparently US might invade Iran. Not sure that’s even in the top five, though.

Really? Anyone still surprised or outraged is late to the fucking party.

Amazing insight. Thanks for sharing. Counterpoint: it can be both. And a third — they’re giant pathological assholes. Trifecta of people getting screwed.

Then they will join them. The lines of the upcoming civil war can be drawn by plotting these agreements on a map.

Ahh, yeah, maybe. Looked like exposed copper to me but it might be covered.

All good then!

Top right… Wire that comes from the top of the left breaker probably used to go to the right breaker is hanging in mid air. That’s the one most likely to change someone’s life.

I couldn’t even bring myself to laugh at him shitting his pants in the oval office. And that’s objectively funny. The previous and next thing on the scroll was how ICE is terrorizing Americans and the AI bubble needing to burst. Just not in the mood for a giggle.

Thankfully, we are not currently facing a situation as grave as Nazism: Today’s America is not 1940s Germany.

…yet.

Narrator: “It was, but it didn’t matter.”

These dumb shits don’t get it. It was never supposed to be good. It was a bribe. Even wasting a second watching it to do a review is a waste of human effort.