Sometimes I have these dreams where I’m dating someone and I forget their name.

There was an old Seinfeld episode about this. I’m guessing it’s not just me.

Those assholes visiting the titanic should have used those instead of fiberglass.

GOV X DOT COM !

What is the right way to cough?

Not much snow in Texas.

This

A potato killed me once. It was not pleasant.

Ice Nazi sounds like a character in a zombie RPG.

ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?

Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.

I’m guessing this is some kind of troll account.

Maybe the lonely old people like to see other people.

When they invade Africa: “Just because they evolved from proto human hominoids here, doesn’t mean they own the land.”

That was before AI.

But being allowed to be an asshole is priceless.

I was referencing an old meme as a joke. But I hope you are right.

They will backtrace. The consequences will never be the same.

Or no attention. Or want outside. Or want inside. Or do not pet me. Or pet me.

I was thinking about that show recently when they flipped the food pyramid, after RFK released his new upside down food pyramid.

Just keep reading comics. Problem solved.