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The candy seems to be Pucker Ups

Okay, hear me out. Start with frozen mini burritos - heat them up about halfway and cut them in half lengthwise. Then get your frozen pizza of choice and lay the burrito halves on it radially and cover with liberal amounts of shredded cheese. Then bake as per pizza instructions, adding maybe 3 minutes. Cut into slices and serve it forth.

For all practical matters, the rule of law in the US has been suspended in favor of the rule of force.

There’s even a song about this

The patriarchy hurts both sides