Rename HBO Max to “Max”

My favorite part was when Zaslav announced Max would be rebranded as HBO Max two years later, claiming, “HBO’s prestigious reputation was too valuable” as if that weren’t something everyone but him knew all along.

People are fooled so fucking easily but I bet you think you’re so much smarter than magats.

Dang, I sure hope I never run into one of those types who think they’re the smartest person in the room. That sound’s insufferable.

I’m pretty sure I could take Winnie the Pooh. That mfer would be too busy getting his head stuck in a honey pot or singing songs about Heffalumps and Woozles… He’d never see me coming.

Can I have another invisible soda?

I was actually thinking of Manhattan clam chowder but let’s be real, it’s close enough.

lol they just straight up jacked something Nicolas Cage said at a panel at Fan Expo Dallas but made it dumber.

Nicolas Cage Says the Marvel Cinematic Universe ‘Is Becoming a Well-Funded and Glorified WWE’ With 50-Plus Year Olds in ‘Ridiculous Outfits’

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That’s an unfair generalization. Sometimes it’s clam flavored!

I’m holding out for a soupy tiddy gf.

Good choice. A nice rich and creamy potato soup always hits the spot.

Yes?

Just forget it. Let it go!

I’m more of an IBC Root beer kinda guy, but to each their own.

That’s why they include free brine in the jar.

I gave him a dollar.

NBC News can fuck right off with this “experience” crap. They aren’t the Jimi Hendrix Experience, they’re a damn News outlet. Just load the text.

For those of us with even a rudimentary grasp of grade school science, no. But his ideas seem to be very popular with the “you can’t make me learn nothin!” types that have taken over the country. And evidence of his failed policies which are literally killing people, is of course, unpersuasive.

You’re right, and that’s why their threats to leave [insert city, state, country here] if they don’t get their way should always be ignored. It’s empty posturing from the Epstein class.

Well he needs to step up his game then! The earth is burning and that MFer is just singing little songs about how happy he is. Nero behavior.