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lol everything I have is my floor. Means floor to ceiling is 3.2 feet but hey I still have all of my stuff and horrific back pain

TIL, Part 2: in French, “hennin” is apparently pronounced “EY-nuⁿh” and not “HEN-inn.”

So did all of the inmates get their own personal set of 30 pound anal breads, or did you all take turns practicing with one set?

How tf did they get cameras, electric lights, and comfy beds like that back then huh

“Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”

You aren’t stopping me.

“Holy shit, that’s it! How’d you beat your 1st-degree murder charge?!” I’m the reason for the almost caveat.

endless possibilities

𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽’ 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝙽𝚂, 𝚈’𝙰𝙻𝙻

The entire Republican Party and those who support it are a national betrayal

Because to forget it is to repeat it.

Given the Parker Solar Probe, I’m confident it’ll never happen.

Spot on.

“Glass™ root beer. A sharp taste for the strongest of temper!”

“𝓝𝓞”

“Animals are strange.” – An animal

Yeah, I have a lamp that’s outlasted 2 LED bulbs to far.

lol u dabbed hotdog water on ur wrist lmao

YEAH GREG, YOU BIG DOPE, NOW WE LOOK UNCOOL! TURN IT OFF OR WE SEND YOU OUT THERE TO TURN IN OFF! ~ffs they let him put that shit on voyager, tf were they thinking!~

Smart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender

Edit: apparently Kohler took that video seriously. What a time.

What car could they be referring…

stainless steel body…

AH FUCK YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Took me a second and I wish I hadn’t figured it out