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Portable bidets are an option. The toilet paper is then used just to dry off.

Bit of an older one, had it come up recently and it reminded me of when I was younger: “bleeding hearts/bleeding heart liberals”. lol okay, sandbrain.

Not quite my tempo.

Time mixed cream cough for a berry filled drop.

Good, keep it that way.

Cheese Pizza

Some kind of sexually transmitted disease, I’d wager.

You’re welcome.

A curved posture helps better deflect pressure waves from nuclear detonations, which an erect posture will not do.

Rite of passage, I’m told.

I imagine ice would be pretty pissed if we did that to one of their wounded. Just dropped ‘em off in some unlit Walmart supercenter parking lot in -30° in the middle of the night, and they can’t see or do anything. Good luck, bud, I got a game to catch tonight lol. Shouldn’t have been ice, eh.

I practically live by the “don’t recommend” options, although recently I’ve started getting “block this video/channel”, which is peculiar.

^ this person downloads

Made the content I downloaded feel more special…

“Whew, gotta be careful with this one, I’m making two copies. On two floppies!”

Someone forgot to pray to the download gods… and fickle gods they be.

Wait what’re we talking about nothing okey doke.

Cons: some of our finest work there, even if we do say so ourselves! And we do say so!

That is true, I agree about letting off some steam.

Responding to the fascists seems to me a lot like trying to have a meaningful conversation with one of those inflatable dancing tube men things. You’re well within your rights, but you’re trying to have a conversation with nothing more than a bag of wind that always goes limp the moment someone pulls its cord.

Product testers’ job maxes out at “it worked twice during the 5 seconds I tested it, get it to production!”