Yes, we must maintain the lofty standards of the shitposting community.

Aaand another hateful lunatic lands on my blocklist.

Why are we paying attention to this clown, again?

Tim Sweeny

Back when Epic was Epic Megagames I played a shitton of their shareware catalogue - ZZT, Jazz Jackrabbit, Epic Pinball, Jill of the Jungle. As a teen I loved Unreal and Unreal Tournament. After Tim sold Epic to Tencent and became a vocal piece of shit I actively avoid all Epic software.

Guys, it’s an ai startup trying to ragebait you for free media coverage. You can stop posting about it.

I’m not that old.

Dude was schooling them on their own turf every other page in the NT, but noooo, let’s focus on Paul and his fucking epistles.

Hears the opening riff to “Sweet Home Alabama”

Awww yisss

It WaS 1984 mY ThOUgHtS wERe ShORt My HaIr WaS LoNg

Fuck you Kid Rock you waste of skin

I stopped reading after “AI startup”.Everything these clowns do is a publicity stunt aimed at sucking up VC money and splitting before the jig is up.

“You shall not pash!”

“Is it shecret? Is it shafe?”

“When did Sharuman the wishe replace hish wishdom with madnessh?”

You could play this game all day long

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY

Cocaine was cheap and plentiful in the 70s.

It would be nice if we could read the actual fucking article.

What if the athlete gets a boner while in the air?

Because we have no dependents or family ties, and we have enough capital to just move on a whim to gentrify communites we do not belong to.

🖕

My “favorite” part was the constant beating of war drums and preparations for another war in the middle east.

I feel we will answer to a higher authority one day for what we did to the wolf.

Increased productivity means jack shit when the results of said productivity are being sucked up by people at the top.

Maybe of you visited Grandma a little bit more she would not turn to local fauna for company, Red.

Haiku OS! Backwards compatible with an OS that was abandoned in the early 2000s and was never popular in the first place! Zero ports! Use it for web browsing or something idduno!