Phantaloons

There won’t be one.

In easy question to answer for yourself. Would you defend America?

Two to three entire blue generations of adults and two teen ones and they all have one thing in common.

They have no feeling of good will towards themselves from their country. They don’t want a gun, they want a plane ticket.

“Damnit, Dale, this is the bronze age. Quit using copper nails. These people deserve craftsmanship.”

cake sale at Costco

almost, almost, nevermind

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

“But my parents can’t use a VPN!!”

Was that line in the sand drawn before or after footing the bill, installing a media server, and an entire arr stack?

Their house is right there, bro.

Idols can be negative. Trump actively makes me dislike Christians more by way of being a bad example.

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

I am weird therefore I am.

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

Ew, Dasani?

puts it back

A good waste of taxpayer money, but at least they’ll be using his grave as an endless source for ammonia for years to come.

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

Now post the eldrich horror version.

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.