This is how I imagine everybody who drives a lifted Jeep Gladiator with gas cans and axes strapped to them but lives in the suburbs and works in an office.

To me, coffee people and Starbucks people are two different groups. I’ve been drinking strong black coffee since I was 9 and wouldn’t be caught dead in a Starbucks. If I had to meet somebody there I’d have probably walked in with my thermos. At least you ordered something.