Yeah when I was a kid I saw one getting chased by a horde of males in my back yard. It was enlightening to say the least 😅

How? This is just shit that happens.

I dunno it just seems like a reach to me. It’s just them wanting to share that they decided to take the next step in their relationship. They’re excited and just want others to be excited with them.

Because it’s a parody of pimps.

I never really understood this take. To me it’s just a goal that they’re sharing with me. Like if they told me they just got married I’m not going to take it as them gloating about the wedding night specifically.