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minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoAlligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoGod help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoEven if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoSo, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoInstructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoAre you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoNo, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoIncorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoMerde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.
Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.
God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
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Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.
weird dinner ngl
Merde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.
sock rae blue
Bone apple tea!
Great breakfast though.
It’s cool, it’s keto.